DansGaming is famous for his puns, dad jokes, and of course being a great entertainer on his Twitch channel. He even has a entire day devoted to puns (Monday) where he will read out puns to the chat when someone subscribes. He also riddles his Twitter with some danPalm worthy jokes on a weekly basis. We’ve decided to compile 10 of Dan’s best dad jokes in the first part of this new series. Take a look at the first ten below, we’ll continue the series sometime next week.
Yes I tell dad jokes. And he laughs…
— DansGaming (@Dansgaming) September 8, 2015
My job at the concrete plant seems to get harder and harder.
— DansGaming (@Dansgaming) September 7, 2015
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
— DansGaming (@Dansgaming) September 30, 2015
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy!
— DansGaming (@Dansgaming) September 23, 2015
Did you hear about that poor guy that got attacked by a pack of wandering mimes? They did unspeakable things to him 🙁
— DansGaming (@Dansgaming) September 18, 2015
This article on Japanese Sword Fighters is pretty long but I can Samurais it for you.
— DansGaming (@Dansgaming) May 11, 2015
Some clockmakers are normal, but others are a little cuckoo.
— DansGaming (@Dansgaming) July 16, 2015
I was going to do a live stream about Chemistry, but I was afraid of what the reaction might be,
— DansGaming (@Dansgaming) May 10, 2015
I don't understand why there aren't more farmers. Isn't it supposed to be a growing industry?
— DansGaming (@Dansgaming) May 14, 2015
My tailor is happy to make a pair of pants for me, or at least sew it seams.
— DansGaming (@Dansgaming) July 29, 2015